This just in: Rev. Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office earlier this morning, lying nude, facedown in a pool of santorum. Security cams downstairs recorded a man rushing out of the building wearing only a White House press corps pass.
They say these come in threes. I can’t wait to see who’s next!
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lucidculture // May 15, 2007 at 10:34 pm
On another blog today when someone posed the question as to who would be the best candidates to share the Sartrean ‘No Exit’ afterlife with the good Rev, I suggested Jean Genet & Robert Mapplethorpe. I can’t imagine a better punishment Jerry than spending eternity with two lefty male artists getting it on.
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